The man that would have won the league for us last year...

13 mounths ago, Arsenal were top of the league by 7 points, still in the FA Cup and Champions league and Eduardo was on fire. Then a horror tackle that breaks Eduardo leg into 15 pieces (they only found the last shard of his knee cap a month ago somewhere near Llandudno) a tantrum from the skipper and a late goal. Le Arse fell apart, finished third and ended the season trophyless, a huge embuggerance all round and a important parable that one should never travel to Birmingham .

Still, the little Crozillian is back with a barely noticeable limp and is obviously so bored with scoring two conventional goals in his comeback, he has decided to start scoring with parts of the anatomy not previously thought of, starting with the heel of his left foot. We all look forward for what part of the body is next, possible his newly reunited left fibula.

James